Ah, hello! I wasn't expecting visitors. Welcome to my home on the web :) If you'd like, you can find out more about me just so you can know what you're getting yourself into, hehe.
Please keep in mind this website is under constant construction! There's a lot of stuff here that doesn't exist here. Those lousy construction workers never get their jobs done... Honestly, it's horrible.
NEWS: Me and my family are trying to do a boycott on American products because, as my mother says, "(we're) tired of all this Trump craziness and (we) won't stand for it". Obvious brands like Coca Cola, McDonalds, Heinz etc., but if anyone has a full list of brands I'd love to look into it.

Oh, great, you're gonna tell me about your lame-o website now?

Yes I am. I chose to create a website because of one simple thing: Customisab..ility... I don't know if that's a word but it is now. Customisability and creativity. I think current day social media websites aren't enough for me! I love profile pictures, banners, and bios, but what's is there anything better than being able to change ALL of it? I don't think there is such a thing! Most sites and apps nowadays are quite boring and monotonous and I can't get to know someone with a flat template that everyone else has, it all looks the same! Neocities is great, and I encourage you, the reader, to create a website as well and join me and many others in this wacky fun. Plus, you hate ads, right? You hate misinformation... right? You looove privacy. Right? So come on down!

Jesus Christ that was boring. Go fuck yourself, nerd.

Okay...