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Le epic gamer XD.
planet of warriors rank: super legendary
age: 14
species: supreme alien
kingdom: the best one. solar!
Kancorn Soldat is a 14 year old boy from the Solar Kingdom. He's easily irritated and pretty competitive, but that's probably due to his totally radical gamer skills ..HEY! narrator dude. SHUT UP!!! man whatever let me take over this -.- my name is KANCORN SOLDAT im a gamer and a hacker (He's not a hacker, he just used 'inspect' once.) ok ok...whatevar. im good at coding though like i love making flash games do you even know what those are? yea? ok. pinturiy says im kinda arrogant and rude but its ok cuz i beat her up for it XD idek what arrogant means but i will tell you 1 thing: IM WAY BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING!!!!! dont mess wit hme cuz my dad was in the military and hell probably shoot u if you make fun of me which you PROBABLY WONT. i can find yuor address in like 0.0000001 femtoseconds (you probablt dont even know wat that is cuz your dum) so like dont fuck with me kiddo. my dad actually trains me after school like military style and whatever.
now, heres a weird thing: so, we all know how im super hot and get lots of bitches and have many friends, right? well, for some reason, even with this reputation as a COOL guy who DOES DRUGS and HAS A BIG HOUSE, i still seem to always attract the dorks in my class! in particular this one super mega-dork whos, like, totally always all over me. he probably has some big gay crush on me. well, MIDO, if ur reading this, STOP TALKING TO ME! i dont care about the Lunar economy! i dont care about the Great Celestial war of 1837! i dont care about ur dumb blue face! or ur dumb blue smile! or whatever dumb blue facts you wanna tell me! cuz their lame. FUCKING OH MY GOD BITCH! and its not just that lame dork that talks to me!theres another 1 too, hes names bones and hes such a lame dork that hedoesnt even kno how 2 use a computer xD i have to teach him evertime and he forgets so easily cuz hes too busy remembereing like something abot fossils i forgot what he told me.he makes some fuckign fire ass chocolae chip cookies thoug so i fw him
my favorite things to do..other than play video games..is make flash games. i already said that before though so u should be payign attention to me. the thing i really liek about those cartoons and games in thos websites is that theyre COOL an VIOLENT. theyre not lame and cutesy like the cartoons pinturiy likes or goofy like hte ones that little lunar kid watches all the time.theyre SERIOUS. you ever watch MR GUTGORE'S BLOODY KILLING SPREE ADVENTURE? tahts what i thought. n00b. go back to ur preschooler colourful little girl pony cartoons.. u $@#&%!* $%#@$&
TOP 3 DORKS
- Iilusio: fuuucking metal af. i wish i had his arms. or she. they. whatever. thats why theyre not in first place cuz they have those weird pronounce things
- Mido: i'dput him in last place but just for the looks alone he gets a boost up. hes weird and gross, spoilt, uptight, arrogant. bitch. fucking hate him. but hes cute.
- Pinturiy: i hate this stupid bitch shes always drawing art of me an dmido kissing and shit and its gross as fuck. and shes annoyingtoo.fuck uou pinturiy stay away from me.
Comment Section
@MidoLamia92 imtrying to teach u how 2 get gud @ games. nd u wont listen 2 my advice...HM. thats on u tbh. ull nevr get gud if u keep making these sorts of comments. N00B
Please stop sending me pictures of your gaming setup. Many thanks.
*walks up to u nervously* (<_<) um.. hai.. i just wanted 2 show u a drawing i made of u.... pls dont hate me *runs away* KYAA~!!!
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cool page dude
1THAnk yuou fro the helppp on settign u pmypage Srrory its. p hardfor me tpo type on thsi keynboard bceause m y fingres are BIG HAHAH HOW DO YOU TURRN OFF CAPITLAL LETTRERS
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